Like Medicine Shows selling Snake Oil, we be peddling fuzzy slippers at the pulpit but what we need is the heat of the sun.

A false sense of security can lead to frostbite. Don’t settle for fuzzy slippers, people. Even if they match your neighbors. Even if they’re cute. Pay attention to the fact that your toes… still be cold. Perhaps the slippers are actually insulating, eh? And keeping the cold in. 🤔 Tricking you into thinking that now you should have peace…

And any man that has to google what to do about cold toes, clearly hasn’t experienced the heat of the sun. And therefore should not be the “expert” on cold toes in the first place…

It’s okay to have cold toes, people. And it’s okay to learn what to do about them. By all means! What we’re cautioning against is thinking that just because a man sold you some slippers, you no longer have cold toes. Even if that guy tells you at the altar that “everything’s fine now” with a wink. 😉

Pro Tip: Check with your toes. And then go find the sun.